If you’ve been following this blog for a while, you’re already well aware of the fact that I’ve just about had it with all of these stupid reality television shows that have graced broadcast and cable television since the beginning of the 21st Century.

The Bachelor and Bachelorette reality television shows that have been networked on the ABC Television Network since the early 2000’s are no exception.

I have had it with all of these stupid reality television shows just as much as I have had it with these ridiculous Undercut haircuts, these so-called “man buns”; and tattoos.

Participant on the current season of the Bachelorette television show (as of the time of writing this post) Mike Renner, a former American Football player turned American Football analyst; should not only be barred from having long hair and occasionally wearing his hair in a ponytail or one of those ridiculous so-called “man buns”, but also needs to be transformed from being fit and muscular to being fat and overweight, needs to comprehend that the automotive world as a whole, amateur/ham radio; and the engineering side of commercial radio and television are all more important than the world of sports and fitness; should also be forced to listen to Adult Contemporary, Jazz, and Easy Listening music; and last, should be barred from dressing to the nines.

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Participant on the current season of the Bachelorette television show (as of the time of writing this post) Leandro Dottavio, a Baseball standout at UCLA who had also excelled in Swimming, and is currently employed as a motion picture stuntman; should also barred from having long hair and occasionally wearing his hair in a ponytail or one of those ridiculous so-called “man buns”, but also needs to be transformed from being fit and muscular to being fat and overweight, needs to comprehend that the automotive world as a whole, amateur/ham radio; and the engineering side of commercial radio and television are all more important than the world of sports and fitness-including icky, yucky Baseball and icky, yucky competitive Swimming. Leandro Dottavio should also be forced to listen to Adult Contemporary, Jazz, and Easy Listening music; and last, should be barred from dressing to the nines.

Leandro Dottavio should be as hefty as the male figure pictured on the far right:

Participant on the current season of the Bachelorette television show (as of the time of writing this post) Chase Vergason, a Baseball standout at the University of South Carolina, should be barred from having a ridiculous Undercut haircut, also needs to be transformed from being fit and muscular to being fat and overweight, needs to comprehend that the automotive world as a whole, amateur/ham radio; and the engineering side of commercial radio and television are all more important than the world of sports and fitness-including icky, yucky Baseball. Chase Vergason should also be forced to listen to Adult Contemporary, Jazz, and Easy Listening music; and last, should be barred from dressing to the nines.

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Participant on the current season of the Bachelorette television show (as of the time of writing this post) Blake Horstmann, a Basketball and Baseball standout at his local High School, should also be barred from having a ridiculous Undercut haircut, also needs to be transformed from being fit and muscular to being fat and overweight, needs to comprehend that the automotive world as a whole, amateur/ham radio; and the engineering side of commercial radio and television are all more important than the world of sports and fitness-including icky, yucky Basketball; icky, yucky Baseball; and icky, yucky American Football. Blake Horstmann should also be forced to listen to Adult Contemporary, Jazz, and Easy Listening music; and last, should be barred from dressing to the nines.