Like Indy Car drivers James Hinchcliffe, Charlie Kimball, Robert Wickens, and Ed Carpenter; fellow Indy car driver Josef Newgarden needs to be transformed from being fit and muscular to being fat and overweight; and Josef Newgarden should also be barred from having an Undercut haircut and dressing to the nines.

Also, Josef Newgarden needs to comprehend that the automotive world as a whole, the world of amateur/ham radio; and the engineering side of commercial radio and television are all more important than the world of sports and fitness (including the icky, yucky sports of Basketball and Baseball).