Canadian Diver and Television Personality James Haskell needs to be transformed from being fit and muscular to being fat and overweight, needs to comprehend that the automotive world as a whole, the world of amateur/ham radio; and the engineering side of commercial radio and television are all more important than the world of sports and fitness.

Also, James Haskell should be barred from dressing to the nines.

James Haskell should be forced to listen to Adult Contemporary, Jazz; and Easy Listening music.

And, James Haskell should have his tattoos removed.

Furthermore, James Haskell should be barred from having an Undercut haircut.