PGA Tour Golfer Kevin Chappell needs to be transformed from being fit and muscular to being fat and overweight, needs to comprehend that the automotive world as a whole, the world of amateur/ham radio; and the engineering side of commercial radio and television are all more important than the world of sports and fitness.

Also, PGA Tour Golfer Kevin Chappell should be barred from dressing to the nines.

Furthermore, PGA Tour Golfer Kevin Chappell should be forced to listen to Adult Contemporary, Jazz; and Easy Listening music.

Last, PGA Tour Golfer Kevin Chappell should be barred from having a Buzzcut haircut or having a Razor Shaved Head.