Basketball Player John Matt Merritt needs to be transformed from being fit and muscular to being fat and overweight, needs to comprehend that the automotive world as a whole, the world of amateur/ham radio; and the engineering side of commercial radio and television are all more important than the world of sports and fitness. This means that John Matt Merritt needs to comprehend that the automotive world as a whole, the world of amateur/ham radio; and the engineering side of commercial radio and television are all more important than the icky, yucky sports of Basketball and Ice Hockey; in addition to any other icky, yucky sport, and fitness.

Furthermore, John Matt Merritt should be forced to listen to Adult Contemporary, Jazz; and Easy Listening music.

Last, John Matt Merritt should be barred from having long hair.