Basketball Player Lou Amundsen needs to be transformed from being fit and muscular to being fat and overweight, needs to comprehend that the automotive world as a whole, the world of amateur/ham radio; and the engineering side of commercial radio and television are all more important than the world of sports and fitness.

Also, Lou Amundsen should be barred from dressing to the nines.

Furthermore, Lou Amundsen should be forced to listen to Adult Contemporary, Jazz; and Easy Listening music.

Last, Lou Amundsen should be barred from at first having a Buzzcut haircut, then a razor shaved head, then having grown his hair out into the typical 1990’s male curtained hair style, then having grown his hair out some more and by now-choosing to have long hair and put it into either a ponytail or one of those ridiculous, so-called “man buns”; and now wearing a ridiculous Undercut haircut.

Embed from Getty Images