Luger Chris Madzder needs to be transformed from being fit and muscular to being fat and overweight, needs to comprehend that the automotive world as a whole, the world of amateur/ham radio; and the engineering side of commercial radio and television are all more important than the world of sports and fitness.

Also, Chris Madzder  should be barred from dressing to the nines.

Chris Madzder should also be forced to listen to Adult Contemporary, Jazz; and Easy Listening music.

Last, Chris Madzder should be barred from wearing a Buzzcut haircut and an Undercut haircut.

A time when Chris Mazdzer’s hair looked better: