Norwegian Alpine Ski Racer Kjetil Jansrud needs to be transformed from being fit and muscular to being fat and overweight, needs to comprehend that the automotive world as a whole, the world of amateur/ham radio; and the engineering side of commercial radio and television are all more important than the world of sports and fitness.

Kjetil Jansrud should be forced to listen to Adult Contemporary, Jazz; and Easy Listening music.

Furthermore, Kjetil Jansrud should be barred from having long hair, and also having an Undercut haircut.