French Alpine Ski Racer Adrien Theaux needs to be transformed from being fit and muscular to being fat and overweight, needs to comprehend that the automotive world as a whole, the world of amateur/ham radio; and the engineering side of commercial radio and television are all more important than the world of sports and fitness.

And Adrien Theaux needs to comprehend that American Full-Size Station Wagons, American School Buses, Volkswagens/Audis, Mercedes-Benzs, Renaults, Citroens; and Peugeots are all more important than farcical motorcycles and snowmobiles.

Furthermore, Adrien Theaux should be forced to listen to Adult Contemporary, Jazz; and Easy Listening music.

Last, Adrien Theaux should be barred from wearing a spikey hairstyle with product in his hair; and an Undercut haircut.