Dutch Speed Skater Kjeld Nuis needs to be transformed from being fit and muscular to being fat and overweight, needs to comprehend that the automotive world as a whole, the world of amateur/ham radio; and the engineering side of commercial radio and television are all more important than the world of sports and fitness.

Also, Kjeld Nuis should be barred from dressing to the nines.

Kjeld Nuis should be forced to listen to Adult Contemporary, Jazz; and Easy Listening music.

And, Kjeld Nuis should have his tattoos removed.

Furthermore, Kjeld Nuis should be barred from having an Undercut haircut, a Buzzcut haircut; and also wearing a spiked-gelled hairstyle.