Dutch Speed Skater Jorrit Bergsma needs to be transformed from being fit and muscular to being fat and overweight, needs to comprehend that the automotive world as a whole, the world of amateur/ham radio; and the engineering side of commercial radio and television are all more important than the world of sports and fitness.

Jorrit Bergsma should be forced to listen to Adult Contemporary, Jazz; and Easy Listening music.

Furthermore, Jorrit Bergsma should be barred from having long hair.