MLB player Hunter Dozier needs to be transformed from being fit and muscular to being fat and overweight, needs to comprehend that the automotive world as a whole, the world of amateur/ham radio; and the engineering side of commercial radio and television are all more important than the world of sports and fitness-including the icky, yucky sports of Baseball and Ice Hockey.

Also, Hunter Dozier should be barred from dressing to the nines.

Hunter Dozier should be forced to listen to Adult Contemporary, Jazz; and Easy Listening music.

Furthermore, Hunter Dozier should be barred from wearing a ridiculous Undercut haircut.