College Basketball player Mitch Lightfoot needs to be transformed from being fit and muscular to being fat and overweight, needs to comprehend that the automotive world as a whole, the world of amateur/ham radio; and the engineering side of commercial radio and television are all more important than the world of sports and fitness. This means that automotive world as a whole, the world of amateur/ham radio; and the engineering side of commercial radio and television are all more important than the icky, yucky sport of Basketball.

Also, Mitch Lightfoot should be barred from wearing an Undercut haircut or a Buzzcut haircut.

Last, Mitch Lightfoot should be forced to listen to Adult Contemporary, Jazz; and Easy Listening music.