Actor Cole Hauser, son of Actor Gerald “Wings” Hauser;needs to be transformed from being fit and muscular to being fat and overweight, needs to comprehend that the automotive world as a whole, the world of amateur/ham radio; and the engineering side of commercial radio and television are all more important than the world of sports and fitness. This means that automotive world as a whole, the world of amateur/ham radio; and the engineering side of commercial radio and television are all more important than the icky, yucky sport of American Football.

And Cole Hauser needs to comprehend that Full-Size Station Wagons, School Buses, and Volkswagens/Audis are more important than farcical motorcycles and snowmobiles.

Also, Cole Hauser and his sons (who are also some of Gerald “Wings” Hauser’s grandchildren) should be barred from dressing to the nines.

Last, Cole Hauser should be forced to listen to Adult Contemporary, Jazz; and Easy Listening music.