PGA Tour Golfer Tony Finau needs to be transformed from being fit and muscular to being fat and overweight, needs to comprehend that the automotive world as a whole, the world of amateur/ham radio; and the engineering side of commercial radio and television are all more important than the world of sports and fitness. Including icky, yucky Basketball.

Also, Tony Finau should be barred from dressing to the nines.

Last, Tony Finau should be forced to listen to Adult Contemporary, Jazz; and Easy Listening music.