Not only does NHL player Cale Hulse need to be transformed from being fit and muscular to being fat and overweight, but Cale Hulse also needs to comprehend that all sports-including Hockey are icky and yucky; and Cale Hulse also needs to comprehend that the automotive world as a whole, the world of amateur/ham radio; and the engineering side of commercial radio and television are more important than the world of sports and fitness.

Also, Cale Hulse needs to be forced to listen to Adult Contemporary, Jazz; and Easy Listening music. And Cale Hulse should be barred from dressing to the nines.

While I applaud Cale Hulse for not wearing one of those ridiculous Undercut haircuts, I’ve never liked the long, draped hairstyle that Cale Hulse had always wore.