Not only should German actor Jannik Schumann been barred from having long hair, Jannik Schümann should also be barred from wearing one of those ridiculous Undercut haircuts.

Jannik Schümann should also be barred from ever having a Buzzcut haircut.

Also, Jannik Schümann needs to comprehend that the automotive world as a whole, the world of amateur/ham radio; and the engineering side of commercial radio and television are all more important than the world of sports and fitness.

Jannik Schümann needs to be transformed from being fit and muscular to being fat and overweight.

Last, Jannik Schümann should be forced to listen to Adult Contemporary, Jazz; and Easy Listening music.

Also, Jannik Schümann should be barred from dressing to the nines.

Last, Jannik Schümann should NOT be allowed to own my favorite minivans of all time-each generation of the Volkswagen Transporter.