NASCAR driver William Byron should be barred from wearing a ridiculous Undercut haircut, should be forced to listen to Adult Contemporary, Jazz, and Easy Listening music; and should comprehend that School Buses, Full-Size station wagons, the automotive world as a whole, the world of amateur/ham radio; and the world of commercial radio and television are all more important and more interesting than the world of sports and fitness.

Last, William Byron should also comprehend that I am not fond of NASCAR’s modern ways that they’ve had since the beginning of the 21st Century; but rather, I am only fond of NASCAR’s old ways that they’ve had from the 1970;s up until the crack of the 21st Century.

The student pictured below as he is patronizing the Dunkin Donuts location on this college campus should be barred from having a clipper-shaved or razor-shaved head.