As the owner of this very blog is a professional book author by trade, I can not believe beyond my wildest dreams that NFL player Tom Brady has written a book and it has already gone into print.

Like many modern NASCAR drivers, many other traditional stick and ball athletes, and many male actors and models; Tom Brady should be transformed from being fit and muscular to being fat and overweight.

Tom Brady needs to comprehend that School Buses, Full-Size Station Wagons, the automotive world as a whole; the world of amateur/ham radio, and the world of commercial radio and television are all more important than icky, yucky Football; icky, yucky Basketball; icky, yucky Baseball; icky, yucky Ice Hockey; any other icky, yucky sport; and the world of sports and fitness as a whole.

An example of how and why Tom Brady needs to understand the importance of the General Motors B-platform and the Ford Panther platform; and just how much more important they are than the worlds of sports and fitness:

Tom Brady should also be forced to listen to Adult Contemporary, Jazz; and Easy Listening music.

Thank god that Tom Brady does not sport one of those ridiculous Undercut haircuts.

Tom Brady should also be barred from dressing to the nines.