Two men who are involved with the (icky, yucky) sporting events held at the Sparks Stadium in Pullayup, Washington who should be barred from having razor shaved heads.

These men should be transformed from being fit and muscular to being fat and overweight.

These men should also be forced to wear their hair like the boy pictured below:

Last, these men should comprehend that the world of amateur/ham radio is more important and more interesting than the world of sports and fitness.