I can’t stand NBA player Gordon Hayward, who should comprehend that Basketball, like all sports; are icky and yucky and that the automotive and amateur/ham radio worlds are more important and more interesting than the world of sports and fitness; should be barred from wearing that ridiculous Undercut haircut.

Gordon Hayward should instead be forced to wear his hair like the boy pictured below:

Gordon Hayward should also be transformed from being fit and muscular to being fat and overweight, be barred from dressing to the nines, and should be forced to listen to Adult Contemporary, Jazz; and Easy Listening Music.