I would ban this guy from having a razor-shaved head, and I would closely observe this guy’s head with a magnifying glass to ensure that his hair would some day grow back.

I would ban the teenage boy with the buzzcut haircut from actually having his haircut, I would observe his head with a magnifying glass to ensure that his hair will someday grow back, the teenage boy with the buzzcut haircut should also be transformed from being fit and muscular; and the other teenage boy with the long hair should have his hair put into pigtails; or he should be forced to wear his hair like the other boy pictured further below.

I would ban the guy with the buzzcut haircut from actually having his haircut, I would observe his head with a magnifying glass to ensure that his hair will someday grow back.