Some time ago, I have written a post about Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson and another Polynesian actor.
Recently, as of the time of the writing of this post; I have had nightmares in my sleep regarding Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson.
Dwayne Johnson should be forced to wear a wig, and somebody should also closely examine Dwayne Johnson’s razor-shaved head with a magnifying glass to ensure that his hair will someday grow back.
Dwayne Johnson should also be forced to wear his hair like the boys pictured below.
Dwayne Johnson’s hair even looked better at this point of his life:
Dwayne Johnson should also have his tattoos removed, should be transformed from being fit and muscular to being fat and overweight; and should also be forced to listen to Adult Contemporary, Jazz, and Easy Listening music.
Dwayne Johnson should also be barred from dressing to the nines.
Last, Dwayne Johnson should comprehend that School Buses and the automotive world as a whole, the world of amateur/ham radio; and the world of commercial radio and television are all more important than the world of sports and fitness, including icky, yucky Football; and icky, yucky Wrestling.
Matthew Parij 
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