I’ve had nightmares about not only Clint Bowyer sporting a ridiculous Undercut haircut these days, but also him not minding getting dirt and mud all over himself whenever he is riding a dirtbike or racing in a Sprint Car or Late-Model Dirt car.
Clint Bowyer and his brothers Andy and Casey would be better off sitting at home in front of the television watching Rick Steves than riding dirtbikes or racing in a Sprint Car or Late-Model Dirt car.
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Clint Boywer dressing to the nines just gives me shivers.
Instead of dressing to the nines and attending any dress-up social event; Clint Bowyer should just hop on a School Bus and and ponder over the chassis that the School Bus is on, the engine and transmission that the School Bus chassis has, the reputation of the body manufacturer; and the fact that driving a School Bus or any other Medium-Duty truck delivers a sheer pleasure that just can’t be experienced by driving a Passenger Car or a Light Truck.
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Or, maybe Rick Steves would be willing to give Clint Bowyer and his brothers a ride in a T3 Transporter/Vanagon or a T4 Transporter/EuroVan; and allow the Bowyer brothers to experience the feeling that only a European vehicle can provide.
The T3 pictured below looks nearly identical to the one that Rick and Steve Smith had co-owned, sans the retractable Westfalia roof. This van was later destroyed, and was totaled as a result of Rick being in the wrong place at the wrong time; a demonstration that German students were holding, and have felt compelled to destroy this van.
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https://twitter.com/ClintBowyer/status/703790447181828096
https://twitter.com/andybowyer77/status/649731143630241792
These are Clint Bowyer’s normal hairstyles, not the ridiculous Undercut haircut:
http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/news-photo/clint-bowyer-driver-of-the-jack-daniels-chevrolet-during-news-photo/73260431
http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/news-photo/clint-bowyer-driver-of-the-hbo-sopranos-chevrolet-sits-in-news-photo/57059187
http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/news-photo/clint-bowyer-driver-of-the-jack-daniels-chevrolet-speaks-news-photo/73363406

Last, Clint Bowyer is a car guy. He can do better than that ridiculous Undercut haircut, dressing to the nines; starting a family, and having 2 children.
Clint Bowyer sporting that ridiculous Undercut haircut and dressing to the nines is like the vampire had gotten a hold of him and turned him into a sinister person.