Matthew Parij

Television Personality And Former Army Ranger And Air Force Paramedic Wil Willis

Like fellow television personality and Army Ranger Tim Kennedy, Wil Willis should be transformed from being fit and muscular to being fat and overweight.

Both Tim Kennedy and Wil Willis should comprehend how much more important and more interesting School Buses, Full-Size Station Wagons, the field of Amateur/Ham Radio; and the field of commercial Radio and terrestrial Television are than the world of sports and fitness.

And in Wil Willis’s case, (icky, yucky) Hockey; and also, motorcycles.

Both Tim Kennedy and Wil Willis should also be forced to listen to Adult Contemporary, Jazz; and Easy Listening music.

See this earlier post regarding Tim Kennedy for more information:

Transforming More Men From Being Mesomorphic To Being Fat And Overweight

Wil Willis should also have his tattoos removed, and be tattoo-free from that point forward.

Will Willis should also be barred from going to the one extreme to the other with his hair-from wearing a ridiculous High & Tight haircut during his military days to having long hair in the present day.

Will Willis should instead be forced to wear his hair like the boys pictured below.

Portrait

https://twitter.com/Whiskey_Whiskey/status/450493848838344705

https://twitter.com/Whiskey_Whiskey/status/302975306107584512

https://twitter.com/Whiskey_Whiskey/status/141899804576980992

http://twitpic.com/3ism9a

http://twitpic.com/2nt9n3

Wil Willis should also be barred from ever dressing to the nines.

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