A while ago, I have written a post about a part in the Arthur movie for adults where Muffy would be asked by Kevin Harvick and his wife DeLana to babysit their son Keelan.

And that Muffy would take Keelan to a clothing store, buy him sweatpants; take him to a family restroom located within the mall, change him out of the blue jeans that his father Kevin would have him wearing and put him in the sweatpants that Muffy had just purchased for him; and then take Keelan to the barbershop within the mall to get him an ordinary male haircut with his bangs entirely covering his forehead.

If Mary Alice “Muffy” Crosswire From The Arthur Movie For Adults Babysat Kevin Harvick’s Son Keelan

Kevin Harvick and his son Keelan should both be barred from wearing their hair like the model in the video below receiving a haircut:

It’s just like how Kevin Harvick, along with many other modern NASCAR drivers; should be barred from playing any icky, yucky sports; should realize just how much more important and more interesting the automotive world and the world of amateur/ham radio and commercial radio and television all are than the world of sports and fitness.

And that NASCAR should return to its old ways that it had from the 1970’s up until the crack of the 21st Century, where it was by car guys for car guys, it didn’t try to be as appealing as icky, yucky Basketball; icky, yucky Football; icky, yucky Baseball; and icky, yucky Hockey. And drivers didn’t have these jobs because being a racing driver was the only other thing they knew how to do because they couldn’t become a stick and ball athlete; and it didn’t matter if a driver and/or members of the pit crew were fat and overweight.

I, along with both of Arthur’s parents, Jane & David; would get very angry and ticked off at Kevin Harvick being this teenager in the early 1990’s who played every sport known to man, is highly into fitness; eats whatever is on his plate, and always had to wear this awful haircut that he still seems to wear to this day, and also seems to get his son Keelan. Then, I, along with Jane & David would force Kevin Harvick to listen to Adult Contemporary, Jazz; and Easy Listening music. And then we’d attempt to rub the field of amateur radio, the field of commercial radio and television into Kevin Harvick; and also rub School Buses into Kevin Harvick.

Last, Kevin Harvick should also be barred from ever dressing to the nines.

Below is Kevin Harvick’s photo that was taken of him during his Senior year in High School, wearing the same awful haircut then as he does now.