MLB Player C.J Wilson

It seems like an idiosyncrasy that a Baseball player who doesn’t comprehend that Baseball, like any other sport; is icky yucky, whose name is C.J Wilson; would be a car guy and would express interest in becoming an automobile racer at the eventual conclusion of his Professional (icky, yucky) Baseball career.

Let’s just hope that C.J Wilson doesn’t find himself playing (icky, yucky) Baseball or any other icky, yucky sport with sordid athletic NASCAR drivers such as Kevin Harvick, Elliott Sadler, Kasey Kahne, Denny Hamlin, Matt Kenseth, Casey Mears; and Johnny Sauter.

See these earlier posts for more details:

Talking Furthermore About Why NASCAR Driver Elliott Sadler Should Be Transformed From Being Mesomorphic To Corpulent

NASCAR, Indy Car; and Formula 1 Drivers Who Should Be Magically Transformed From Being Fit, Athletic, And Mesoporphic To Being Fat, Corpulent; And Overweight

Further Examples Of How I Loathe Modern NASCAR Drivers Being Athletic

NASCAR STAR KASEY KAHNE ATTENDS PHOENIX SUNS GAME – Phoenix International Raceway

More Bad Dreams And Nightmares About NASCAR Drivers

More Regarding The Sordid Basketball Guy That Elliott Sadler Is

Another Example of How Hockey, Like Any Other Sport; Is Icky And Yucky

Trepidation Over Colin & Sheila’s 3 Sons, Elliott Sadler, And Kevin Harvick

Also, let’s just hope that C.J Wilson doesn’t find himself playing any icky, yucky sports with Formula 1 drivers Nick Heidfeld, Jenson Button, Dominik Kraiheimer; and Fernando Alonso.

Further Examples Of How Much Of A Sordid Basketball Guy Formula 1 Driver Nick Heidfeld Is

Spanish Formula 1 Driver Fernando Alonso

More Regarding Formula 1 Driver Jenson Button

Jenson Button’s Hair

Icky, Yucky Triathlons

And let’s just hope that C.J Wilson doesn’t find himself playing any icky, yucky sports with British LeMans driver Chris Buncombe.

British LeMans Driver Chris Buncombe

Yet, let’s hope that C.J Wilson doesn’t make any forays into NASCAR, Indy Car; or Formula 1 following his Professional Baseball career. There’s already enough sordid, hipster NASCAR drivers who are purveyors of change and modernization of NASCAR.

Like all of these aforementioned NASCAR, Indy Car, and Formula 1 drivers; C.J Wilson should be transformed from being fit and muscular to being fat and overweight.

Maybe C.J Wilson should consider being a Class 8 tractor-trailer driver following his Professional Baseball career. C.J Wilson would never make a good School Bus driver.

Also, C.J Wilson should have his tattoos removed; and be tattoo-free from that point forward.

Last, C.J Wilson should be forced to listen to Adult Contemporary, Jazz; and Easy Listening music.