if you’ve been following this blog for a while, you know I loathe sports and I loathe fitness. And you’re aware of how I would like to transform many modern NASCAR drivers, many traditional stick and ball athletes; and many actors from being fit and muscular to being fat and overweight.
You may remember this prior post about NHL player Shane Doan, his son; and how hockey; like any other sport, is icky and yucky.
This post is about NHL player Derek Morris, 2 out of all 3 of his sons, oddly named Traiten and Presley; and how they should all be transformed from being fit and muscular to being fat and overweight.
Derek Morris should also be barred from having a buzzcut haircut, and he should be forced to wear his hair like the two boys pictured below. I would closely examine Derek Morris’s head to ensure that his hair will someday grow back.
Each of Derek Morris’s 3 sons have long hair, and if I were in control; I would hack off their long hair and force them too to wear their hair like the two boys pictured below.
Derek Morris and his wife Jodie should also have their tattoos removed, and be tattoo-free in their entirety from that point forward.
Derek Morris also drives one of the two worst generations of GM Full-Size Pickup Truck and SUV to ever be produced-a GMT900 pickup truck with the Isuzu/Duramax diesel engine. The other worst generation of GM Full-Size truck is the GMT800 that had preceded the GMT900 generation.
The 1973-1991 and GMT400 GM Full-Size trucks are the two best generations of GM Full-Size Pickup Truck and SUV to ever be produced.
Derek Morris and each of his 3 sons should comprehend how much more important the automotive world and the worlds of amateur/ham radio and commercial radio and television are than the world of sports and fitness.
Maybe, perhaps; if Derek Morris, his wife Jodie, and their each of their 3 sons watched PBS Television Program ‘To The Contrary’ Hosted By Bonnie Erbe they would be a lot more intelligent and a lot more sensible.
The only positive thing I have to say about NHL player Derek Morris is that it personally matters to me as to which one of his ancestors had immigrated to Canada from England. Also, if you’ve been following this blog for a while; you know about how important to me the early colonizations and the majority of the population being of English, Scottish, and Welsh ancestry in nations that are members of the British Commonwealth; being: Canada, Australia, New Zealand, India, Pakistan; and South Africa.
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Matthew Parij 
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