All swimmers should realize that swimming, like any other sport; is icky and yucky, and that the amateur/ham radio world and the automotive world are much more interesting and much more important than the world of sports and fitness.

Ryan Lochte should also be transformed from being fit and muscular to being fat and overweight, should have the tattoo on his back removed; and should also be barred from playing (icky, yucky) Basketball.

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Ryan Lochte should have never been allowed to dye his hair gray, and the hair salon that Ryan Lochte had gone to have his hair dyed gray should have refused to take his money and perform this service.

Ryan Lochte should also be banned from ever dying his hair blonde.

Ryan Lochte should have also been barred from having longer hair some years ago. Thank god he had his hair cut shorter since then.

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Ryan Lochte should also be banned from ever having a buzzcut haircut or a razor-shaved head.

Ryan Lochte should also be banned from dressing to the nines.

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Another example of how much of an eccentric person Ryan Lochte is are the types of vehicles that he buys.

Ryan Lochte is also not the right type of person to own a Land Rover, as he does not have any respect for the history of Land Rover, Jeep, and Toyota’s history with the Land Cruiser, the tradition that Land Rovers, Jeeps, and Toyota Land Cruisers have of mixing and matching parts from other vehicles (in the case of the Land Cruiser-parts from other Toyota vehicles); and how rough and rugged Land Rovers, Jeeps, and Toyota Land Cruisers are.

Like Ryan Lochte, many modern NASCAR drivers, should be transformed from being fit and muscular to being fat and overweight. And with Kasey Kahne, Kevin Harvick, Elliott Sadler, Denny Hamlin, Casey Mears; and Johnny Sauter should all be barred from every playing Basketball or any other (icky, yucky) sport. And many modern NASCAR drivers should realize that the amateur/ham radio world is much more interesting and much more important than the world of sports and fitness. Last, NASCAR should never modernize; and should forevermore remain the same as it was from the 1970’s up until the crack of the 21st Century.