In this age of technology and connectivity, there are automotive shopping websites that, since the late 1990’s; have introduced dissolute ways to buy a car. Especially people who don’t care about cars and view a car as nothing more as an appliance.

This television commercial run by one of these new-fangled automotive websites-Cars.com; is about a normal family with an All-American minivan, the family spending awful time together in this horrible minivan, the parents dragging their children on long car rides in this horrible minivan, cars not being important to this family, this minivan being neglected and trashed out (not that I particularly care if a minivan is neglected and trashed out, overall, with the exception of a minivan I just don’t like a vehicle being neglected and trashed out); their parents forcing their children to sit in the backseat at all times whenever they’re transported in this horrible minivan, the parents holding onto this horrible minivan long enough to hand it down to their children as their first vehicle upon them having just received their driver’s licenses, and the parents ridding themselves of this horrible minivan and replacing it with a new vehicle once both of their children have graduated from college with their undergraduate degrees.

And the children in this commercial push their parents into listening to modern, wierdo music; whereas the children should be forced to listen to Adult Contemporary, Jazz; and Easy Listening music.

And also, eating at home and sitting at the table together is important to this family; and this family mingling and associating with close relatives is also important to them.

Whereas my idea of a family is unconventional: cars are an important matter, the family either has a rare vehicle that they hold onto and is certainly destined to become a collectible (such as a Centurion Bronco or a diesel Suburban) that they take very good care of and treat with white gloves all it’s life, never ever hands this vehicle down to the children, the parents always allow one of their children to sit in the middle of the front bench seat in this vehicle; and eating out is important to the family, as is also mingling, associating, and spending the holidays with distant relatives.

The mission of “Early Life And Continuous Livelihood” is to preach the message to the masses that my parents did not teach me what many consider to be the right thing to do, to execute how my parents are weird in a good way and are not conventional people, to execute how my paternal grandparents were also weird in a good way and they too also weren’t conventional people, and that we’re folks who own a Centurion Bronco on an F-350 dually chassis with the Navistar T444 Turbo Diesel and have treated it with white gloves since day one of owning it; that cars are very important to us whereas sports-we don’t give a single damn about, that my mother’s family is not our cup of tea, we don’t recognize the importance of my mother’s family; and as my father’s family is our cup of tea, we will always select my father’s family over my mother’s family. And then there’s my father taking me out of school to take me to car dealerships periodically, in addition to myself ALWAYS sitting in the either the middle of the front bench seat or in the front passenger seat in a vehicle and NEVER will I ever sit in the backseat of a vehicle.

The mission of the Arthur movie for adults is, with the character of Arthur being modified into being patterned after myself, the characters of Arthur’s parents-Jane & David Read being modified into being patterned after both of my parents and an old acquaintance of mine-Don Chisholm, K8BB; and the character of Arthur’s grandmother being modified into being patterned after my paternal grandmother. And Arthur’s parents never teaching him to do what many consider to be the right thing to do. And Arthur always sits in either the middle of the front bench seat or in the front passenger seat in a vehicle and never does Arthur ever sit in the backseat of a vehicle.

And the Crosswire family, being Mary Alice “Muffy” and her parents, and their relatives Howard & Jolene Crosswire and their sons Chad, Craig, Ross; and Noah Crosswire are also an unconventional family.

Whilst the other family that D.W and Katherine are a part of is a conventional family, and the other Arthur characters who are children such as Francine, Buster, Binky, Sue Ellen, Prunella; and George Nordgren all come from conventional families.