Jacob Wetterling, a resident of a rural Minnesota town; is a child who had been abducted in 1989 and whose remains had just been found; as of September, 2016.

Jacob and his father would spend their autumn days watching Minnesota Vikings NFL games, Jacob and his brother Trevor; and Jacob, his brother; and their father would also play (icky, yucky) Football in their driveway.

The Wetterling family should come into realization that Football, like any other sport; is icky and yucky; and that the automotive and broadcast and amateur radio and television worlds are more important and more interesting than Football or any other icky and yucky sport.

If the Wetterling family were to ever own a minivan, it should be a T3 Vanagon or a T4 EuroVan (both generations of the Volkswagen Transporter given different names for the North American market). Otherwise, the Wetterling family should own a big station wagon or a Suburban instead of a Chrysler minivan.