Not too long ago, I had written a post about former NHL player Martin LaPointe and just how icky and yucky Hockey, like any other sport; is.

https://mparij.wordpress.com/2016/06/13/another-example-of-how-hockey-like-any-other-sport-is-icky-and-yucky/

Yet another example of how Hockey, like any other sport; is icky and yucky, is that former NHL player Derek Morris should be transformed from being fit and muscular to being fat and overweight. Like fellow NHL players Martin Lapointe, Darren McCarty; and many other athletes, Derek Morris should also have his tattoos removed.

Derek Morris should also be barred from sporting a buzzcut haircut or a razor-shaved head, and somebody should closely observe his head with a magnifying glass to ensure that his hair will someday grow back.

Derek Morris has often had buzzcut haircuts that look identical to the buzzcut haircuts that an amateur barber located somewhere in northwestern Illinois near the Wisconsin border has given to a man in the link below:

http://www.crewcut.com/how/public/jeremys_buzzcuts/jeremys_buzzcuts.html

And, further evidence that Derek Morris should be rushed to the hospital to have his tattoos removed; and become tattoo-free from that point forward.

https://vimeo.com/72368133

Derek Morris, at one time; had also wore long hair. Often at times with product in it, making his long hair look even worse.

I would have forced Derek Morris to have his hair cut shorter, sporting a hairstyle like the boy in the picture below:

Once again, School Buses are more important than Hockey, or any other sport.