NHL player Oliver Ekman-Larsson should come into realization that Volkswagens/Audis, pre-1997 Mercedes-Benzs, European Ford Escorts; and Ford Sierras are more important than (icky, yucky) Hockey.

Oliver Ekman-Larsson should be transformed from being fit and muscular to being fat and overweight.

Oliver Ekman-Larsson also has a tawdry clothing line consisting of underwear and T-Shirts; which seems to be impure if you ask me.

NHL player Oliver Ekman-Larsson also shouldn’t be allowed to wear a fashionable, trendy, and vogue haircut.

Oliver Ekman-Larsson should also be forced to listen to Adult Contemporary, Jazz, and Easy Listening music.

Last, Oliver Ekman-Larsson should come into realization that the Broadcasting and Ham radio worlds are more important than (icky, yucky) Hockey or any other icky, yucky sport.