I would also transform Czech NHL player Tomas Vokoun from being fit and muscular to being fat and overweight.

I would rush Tomas Vokoun to the hospital to have his tattoos removed.

I would closely examine Tomas Vokoun’s head with a magnifying glass to ensure that his hair will someday grow back.

Tomas Vokoun should realize that Volkswagens/Audis and pre-1997 Mercedes-Benzs are more important than Hockey.

Tomas Vokoun should also realize that the world of Broadcasting and Ham Radio are also more important than Hockey.

https://twitter.com/JHKING17/status/443533741953015808

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