Professional Diver David Boudia needs to be transformed from being fit and muscular to being fat and overweight.

David Boudia should be banned from playing icky, yucky Basketball; icky, yucky Football; and icky, yucky Soccer.

Maybe David Boudia should be transported on a School Bus or in a Full-Size station wagon and be forced to listen to Adult Contemporary, Jazz; and Easy Listening music.

Talk about ruining a T1 Transporter/Microbus just for stupid Nike shoes and apparel. Ugly athletic clothing, that is.

Maybe David Boudia should realize just how much more important buses are than Swimming & Diving.

And David Boudia should also realize just how much more important vans such as the Ford Transit, Mercedes-Benz Sprinter, Volkswagen LT, Volkswagen Transporter/Microbus/Vanagon/EuroVan, Renault Trafic, Mercedes-Benz Vito/Viano/V-Class/Metris, Fiat Ducato, Iveco Daily; and my Subaru-based competitor to the Transporter, Trafic, and Vito/Viano/Metris (see post https://mparij.wordpress.com/2015/12/17/an-opelholdenvauxhallsubaru-van-on-the-legacyoutback-platform/) all are than Swimming & Diving.

David Boudia should never be allowed to dress to the nines.