One can imagine flying in an airplane at 12,000 feet catching an aerial glimpse of nearly the entire continent of Europe. From Spain to Russia, from Scandinavia to Greece; and from Scotland to the islands of Ajaccio, Corsica; and Sardinia.

I, personally could imagine flying in an in an airplane at 12,000 feet catching a glimpse of nearly the entire continent of Europe. And all I would think about if I were on an airplane in this situation would be all the Volkswagens, Audis, Mercedes-Benzs, Renaults, Citroens; and Peugeots driving around on the ground below; and whisking away all the young, hipster male Europeans on the ground below with undercut haircuts that should be forced to have a different haircut; and also have tattoos-which should be removed. And then I could think about all the normal, conservative, and pleasant older Europeans-where tattoos aren’t anywhere on their radar, enjoy being fat and overweight, have an appreciation for 1980’s music; and have appreciation for the A2 and A3 Golf/GTI/Jetta/Vento, B2 and B3 Passat, and Mercedes-Benz W126, W140, W124; and W201. on the ground below.