I’ve already written a post earlier about some bad dreams and nightmares that I’ve had about NASCAR drivers https://mparij.wordpress.com/2016/01/14/more-bad-dreams-and-nightmares-about-nascar-drivers/

I still do not like how almost all current NASCAR drivers having began (let’s continue calling it the Winston Cup) careers as either single and childless or married and childless and starting families throughout the course of their careers. This includes Jimmie Johnson.

I’ve had another bad dream where Jimmie Johnson and NHL player Shane Doan were driving in a minivan together with their children, and both men were dressed to the nines. I don’t like either men being fit and muscular, either men being highly devoted to their families, and I don’t like Shane Doan’s sons also being involved in (icky, yucky) Hockey. Both men were born in 1976.

I pull up in a School Bus, get off the School Bus; and I lecture Jimmie Johnson about how he should be fat and overweight instead of being fit and muscular, that I don’t like his interest and participation in swimming and triathlons ever since he was in High School (and had graduated in 1993), that three things that had happened in 1993 that were more important than Jimmie Johnson graduating from High School were when I had purchased a 1985 diesel Golf and a 1985 C3 Audi 100 station wagon (both cars were 8 years old at the time I had purchased them), and Mercedes-Benz having introduced the M111 4-cylinder engine in 1993; that I don’t like Jimmie Johnson having begun his NASCAR career as a single man and over time, having gotten married and have children because I still think of him as this brand-new Winston Cup racer (as of 2002) who should not have displaced drivers such as brothers Rusty & Kenny Wallace, the Bodine brothers, Lake Speed, Sterling Marlin; and Ricky Craven to name a few that NASCAR should forevermore remain the same as it was during the 1970’s, 1980’s, and 1990’s; that NASCAR should never change with the times; and I refuse to accept any change in NASCAR.

I am aware of Jimmie Johnson’s career in the Busch series prior to 2001, that had begun in 1997.

I lecture Shane Doan about how he too should be fat and overweight instead of being fit and muscular, who gives a damn about Hockey (or any other sport, for that matter), that School Buses are more important than icky, yucky Hockey; that I don’t like Shane Doan’s long, gelled hair; and as I have an interest in Canada being a country that is a formerly a part of the British Empire and is now a part of the Commonwealth-that it matters to me which one of Shane Doan’s ancestors had immigrated to Canada from Scotland, and I’m also aware of the indigenous Canadian side of Shane Doan’s ancestry.

I lecture both men about how I don’t give a damn over how important to them dressing to the nines is to them, I loathe dressing to the nines, never will I ever dress to the nines; and for the rest of my life, I will avoid dressing to the nines at all costs.

I close my argument by stating to both men that that I don’t like new additions to families such as in-laws and children.

I’ve also had a bad dream where NASCAR drivers Elliott Sadler, Kevin Harvick, Denny Hamlin, Kasey Kahne, Matt Kenseth and his son Ross, Formula 1 drivers Nick Heidfeld and Jenson Button; and NBA players and brothers Pau, Marc, and Adria Gasol were all playing icky, yucky Basketball together. The only ‘sweet’, as I put it; part of this dream is where I pull up in a School Bus and ruin the sporting event for all of those people.

Only if NASCAR drivers remained true car guys rather than being ball-playing athletes who had to find another career.