The Palin Lady

I think the Palin lady has always been an imbecilic politician. Whether she’s the mayor of Wasilla, Alaska; the Governor for the State of Alaska; the running mate of John McCain, and maybe, perhaps; the running mate of the evil Donald Trump.

The Palin lady has always been a stereotypical politician affiliated Republican party. Just like how the Republican party fits the evil Donald Trump like a glove.

Nevertheless, yours truly is a Democrat. And my paternal grandmother, Marie “Mimi”, Mary Ann, Whit; and all 5 of Mary Ann’s children were and are Democrats. Although, Mary Ann and Whit were liberal Republicans like John McCain before they became Democrats.

It is a monstrosity that the Pail lady is a beauty queen turned television journalist turned politician.

Not to mention that the Palin lady is a remonstrant person in the truest sense.

If the Palin lady was ever transported on any School Bus that I personally own, I’d sternly tell her “sit down, princess”.

In “Early Life And Continuous Livelihood”, we pretend that the Palin lady never became a politician; and she forevermore remained a television journalist. As WJBK-TV forevermore remains a CBS affiliate and owned by Storer Broadcasting, and WXYZ-TV forevermore remains an ABC owned & operated station, WDIV-TV, after it was purchased by Post-Newsweek from the Detroit News, remains the only progressive local news in the Detroit Market. WIVB-TV also remains the only progressive news outlet in Buffalo after it was purchased by Robert Howard from the Buffalo Evening News/Berkshire Hathaway. The Palin lady takes a job as a news anchor at WDIV-TV, transferring from KTUU-TV in Anchorage, moving to the Detroit area; and becoming one of the highest paid news anchors in Detroit broadcasting history, joining the ranks of Jac LeGoff and the like. The Palin lady also considers taking a similar position at WIVB-TV in Buffalo, New York, and would have gone on to becoming one of the highest paid news anchors in Buffalo Broadcasting history, but accepts the position at WDIV-TV in Detroit instead.

WDIV-TV would fit the Palin lady like a glove, as would also WIVB-TV; and Michigan winters would be no problem for the Palin lady, coming from Alaska; as would also Buffalo’s winters and the common lake-effect snow in Buffalo.

The best part of all of this is that the Palin lady would be surpassed in the ratings by Bill Bonds, Diana Lewis, Guy Gordon, Doris Biscoe, and Dayna Eubanks at WXYZ-TV; and also by Storer-owned and CBS-affiliated WJBK-TV.

Yes, WDIV-TV forevermore remains a distant third in the ratings behind WXYZ-TV and WJBK-TV; and the Palin lady would only add fuel to the fire of WDIV-TV remaining a distant third in the ratings.

Video of the famous Saturday Night Live skit where Tina Fey portrays the Palin lady and Amy Poehler portrays Hillary Clinton. The Palin lady had undoubtedly deserved to be portrayed by Tina Fey.

Video of the Palin lady competing in the 1984 Miss Alaska beauty pageant:


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