I dislike Walt Disney World, end of story.

I hope that not a single NASCAR driver or team owner ever narrates the Holiday Candlelight Procession at Walt Disney World. I’d rather that a NASCAR driver and team owner engage in an automotive-related activity in their off-time than narrate that Holiday Candlelight Procession at Walt Disney World, or participate in any other religious activity for that matter.

Certain NASCAR drivers and team owners even belong on the racing scene in the Arthur movie for adults rather than narrate that Holiday Candlelight Procession at Walt Disney World.

I also wouldn’t have ever thought it would be a good idea if Shari Lewis had ever narrated that that Holiday Candlelight Procession at Walt Disney World, and I don’t think it would ever be a good idea if Shari Lewis’s daughter Mallory ever narrated that Holiday Candlelight Procession at Walt Disney World; possibly even giving a Jewish point of view about the holidays while either one of them would be narrating that Holiday Candlelight Procession at Walt Disney World.

Instead, both Shari Lewis and her daughter Mallory belong somewhere doing the tricks that Shari had learned from her father Abe Hurwitz; or at house with Shari’s sister-in-law and Mallory’s aunt Judith Krantz visiting with us, my paternal grandmother, Shannon; and Ray rather than narrate that Holiday Candlelight Procession at Walt Disney World.