If I had magical powers, I would transform television personality and automobile racer Bruno Massel from being fit and muscular to be fat and overweight.

Bruno Massel would no longer be able to play icky, yucky Basketball; icky, yucky Baseball; and icky, yucky Football.

Bruno Massel would also no longer be allowed to dress to the nines, such as depicted in the photo below:

Then, once Bruno Massel had been transformed from being fit and muscular to be fat and overweight; I would give him a ride on my own, personal School Bus.

I’d also give Bruno Massel a ride in a Buick Roadmaster station wagon and he would be forced to listen to Adult Contemporary, Jazz; and Easy Listening music with me. Particularly Adult Contemporary, Jazz; and Easy Listening music from the 1970’s, 1980’s; and the early 1990’s.

Bruno Massel would especially be forced to listen to David Soul’s song from 1976 “Don’t Give Up On Us”.