If I had magical powers, I would transform the Property Brothers on the cable channel HGTV from being fit and muscular to being fat and overweight. I’d also transform the eldest brother-J.D Scott from being fit and muscular to being fat and overweight. And I’d also rush J.D Scott to a hospital to have his tattoos removed.
What a stupid, nonsensical picture of the Property Brothers. They wouldn’t be acting like that around me.
This person thinks he looks cool in this picture, but in reality; he doesn’t.
The Property Brothers are being just plain stupid in the photo below:
The Property Brothers would no longer be able to play icky, yucky Basketball. Or any other icky, yucky sport for that matter.
The Property Brothers also fail to comprehend just how awful and horrible Walt Disney World in Orlando, Florida is.
The Property Brothers also shouldn’t be allowed to dress to the nines:
https://twitter.com/DarynJones/status/642524122635980800
https://twitter.com/ETCanada/status/646357949669969920
The Property Brothers would be forced to ride on a School Bus, in a Full-Size station wagon, in a 1973-1999 Chevrolet/GMC Suburban; or in a Volkswagen/Audi.
The Property Brothers would be forced to listen to Adult Contemporary, Easy Listening; and Jazz music with me. Particularly Adult Contemporary, Easy Listening; and Jazz music from the 1970’s, 1980’s; and the early 1990’s.
The Property Brothers would especially be forced to listen to Bertie Higgins’s song from 1982 “Key Largo”.
Matthew Parij 
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