Seeing these Burger King commercial from the early 1990’s with the young actor, whose name I had recently found to be Dan Cortese; having long hair vexes me.

What equally vexes me is Matt Kenseth having had long hair like this during the early 1990’s when he was a semi-professional racer, according to this article from USA Today:

http://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/nascar/2013/09/15/matt-kenseth-chase-sprint-cup-joe-gibbs-racing/2812689/

I would have been very tempted to hack off Matt Kenseth’s long hair had I encountered him and been in the right place at the right time, sometime in the early-mid 1990’s.

Then, what would be the sweet spot would be making the unknown Matt Kenseth ride on a School Bus, or in a Caprice wagon, a diesel Suburban; or in a Volkswagen.