A 1/2 ton pickup that my mother currently owns fulfills my emotional needs as much as a Caprice wagon and a Suburban would. Just like how the heavier-duty pickup that we’re maybe thinking of buying will serve my emotional needs as much as a diesel Suburban and a diesel Full-Size van would.
Having a K5 Blazer/2-door Tahoe or a Dodge Ramcharger/Plymouth TrailDuster as a ‘toy’ vehicle would also serve my emotional needs as much as a Caprice wagon and a Suburban would.

The K5 Blazer/2-Door Tahoe would only be acceptable as a diesel, and in the case of the Dodge Ramcharger/Plymouth TrailDuster-the 318 V8 would have to be omitted; and only the 225 slant-6, the V6 that’s the 318 V8 with 2 cylinders removed to create a V6, and the 360 V8 are acceptable.
If we have a K5 Blazer/2-door Tahoe or a Dodge Ramcharger/Plymouth TrailDuster as a ‘toy’ vehicle, the following rules will be enforced towards it:
Like with the heavier-duty pickup, the other child that my parents had, as well as her husband will never be allowed to drive the heavier-duty pickup. The only other person that will ever drive this truck besides my parents is myself, yours truly. This includes me getting angry to no end if my mother generously offers my sister and her husband to drive the K5 Blazer/2-door Tahoe or a Dodge Ramcharger/Plymouth TrailDuster.
Like with the heavier-duty pickup, the relatives that we don’t like and don’t associate with-my mother’s family will never be allowed in the K5 Blazer/2-door Tahoe or a Dodge Ramcharger/Plymouth TrailDuster. This also includes me not only having a coronary if my mother had generously offered her youngest brother’s son to drive the K5 Blazer/2-door Tahoe or a Dodge Ramcharger/Plymouth TrailDuster.
Like with the heavier-duty pickup, Darlene, her husband and sons; and Carletta and her daughter will also never be allowed in this truck, and Moe nor Carletta’s older daughter would be allowed in this truck if they were still alive.
Mary Agnes “Mag”, Shannon, Alison, Sean; and Colin will all be required to ride in the backseat of the Dodge Ramcharger/Plymouth TrailDuster; and maybe they’ll come to understand the importance of vehicles like this and the heavier-duty pickup truck.
Ann, Paul, and maybe also Margaret and Ralph will also be required to ride in the backseat of the Dodge Ramcharger/Plymouth TrailDuster.
Pictures of a Plymouth TrailDuster:

Promotional video for the Dodge Ramcharger: